This Old School Cafeteria Pizza recipe captures the essence of all that was good in the school cafeterias of our youth. (Cafeteria ladies not included.)
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This fall marked a real Mama Milestone for me. After 28 years of recording the first day of school with a photo each year, and then sending my girls off to preschool, and kindergarten, and grade school, and middle school, and finally high school - times five! - I faced my baby's first day of Senior year - and my last "1st Day of School."
All but the youngest have gone off to college now too, but as anyone who has ever done so will tell you, sending a child off to college is an entirely different experience from packing them off to first grade. Anyway, this rite of passage got me reminiscing, and as I got online to update Em's lunch account, I got to thinking about the cafeteria and the school lunches of my childhood.
I grew up in Northeast Portland and attended the same elementary school from kindergarten through the eighth grade; and in that time, I figure I ate nearly 1500 meals in our basement cafeteria. More than two-thirds were "hot lunches."
I was one of those kids who got hot lunch almost every day. Both my parents worked outside our home and mom wasn't the lunch-packing sort, so until I got old enough to where my mom would let me pack my own lunch, I was most often in the hot lunch line.
Most days, the actual food served for hot lunch wasn't all that awesome, but ever so often, it was great. I mean, truly Good. My favorite was Chili & Maple Bar Day [I'll get to that here on the blog someday - you're gonna love it!], and my second favorite was Pizza Day.
In fact, school pizza was my first pizza. You see, back when I started grade school, we didn't go in for any of that fancy ethnic cooking like Pizza or Lasagna or Tacos at our house. We were a chili-mac, roast beef, chip-beef-on-rice kind of family. (Change comes slowly to Midwestern roots, especially when you replant them.)
Oh sure, by the time I hit my tweens, my mom had finally decided that she'd give the pizza at Amalfi's a try, and from then on we had it at least once a month. But even though I have had countless amazing, hand-tossed, artisan-created, wood-fired, rustic pizzas since those long-ago days, a slice of old school cafeteria pizza now and again is a comfortable, reassuring memory.
It's also a super easy, economical way to feed a ton of people!
The Three Essential Elements of School Cafeteria Pizza
To recreate the unique flavor blend that is School Cafeteria Pizza, you basically need three elements: (1) pourable pizza crust; (2) pizza topping sauce; and (3) grated cheese (but not just any cheese!).
1 . The Pourable Crust
The pourable crust is arguably the most critical piece of the puzzle because it gives school pizza its unique texture and bite. Every source I could find for school pizza crust made enough dough for at least eight full-size sheet pans; however, after some tinkering, I was able to adjust the recipe down so that it is just right for a single half-sheet pan.
2. The Pizza Topping Sauce
The second element is the Pizza Topping, which is really just a thickened tomato-based meat sauce. Easy-peasy. (As usual, I offer this recipe as a jumping-off point. If you want to make your topping sauce vegetarian, or add a stew of other ingredients to it, go for it.)
3. The Cheese
Back in the day, school pizza was blanketed in a golden brick of mystery known as Government Cheese. Government cheese was ubiquitous in the cafeteria of my youth, in grilled cheese sandwiches, lasagna, mac-n-cheese, and of course, pizza.
If you have never experienced government cheese in all its glorious goldenness, you don't know what you are missing. Rumored to have been created from the tears of Midwest dairy farmers, this “pasteurized process American cheese product” wedges in on the dubious side of the cheese wheel, somewhere between Velveeta and Kraft Singles.
I don't have access to government cheese these days; however, I've created a blend that comes pretty close and gives this cafeteria pizza recipe its authentic, old school flavor.
PRO TIP: If you want to recreate old school Cheese Pizza, just leave out the meat and double the tomato sauce and spices to create the sauce. It really is as simple as that.
Old School Cafeteria Pizza
Equipment
Ingredients
Pourable Pizza Crust
Pizza Topping
- 1 pound ground beef
- ½ pound mild Italian sausage
- 1 large onion chopped
- 2 cloves garlic minced
- 1 cup water
- 6-8 ounces tomato paste
- 1 tablespoon brown sugar
- 1 teaspoon dried basil
- 1 teaspoon dried oregano
- ½ teaspoon dried marjoram
Cheese Blend
- 4 ounces American cheese grated
- 4 ounces Tillamook medium cheddar cheese grated
- 4 ounces mozzarella cheese grated
Instructions
Pizza Crust
- Preheat oven:• Conventional oven: 475° F [245° C]• Convection oven: 425° F [220° C]
- Line a half-sheet pan with parchment paper. [Half Sheet Pan = approx. 20" x 13.5".] Spray with cooking spray and sprinkle lightly with cornmeal. Tilt the pan back and forth to distribute corn meal evenly.
- Combine yeast, flour, dry milk, sugar, and salt in a medium mixing bowl.
- Combine oil and warm water, and then pour into flour mixture and stir thoroughly for about 5 minutes. Mixture will be very sticky.
- Pour mixture from bowl onto prepared pan and spread evenly using a spatula. Set dough in pan aside to rest for 20-30 minutes.
- Put the pizza dough pan in the oven and pre-bake until crust is set: • Conventional oven: 475° F for 10 minutes• Convection oven: 425° F for 7 minutesRemove from oven and set aside until Pizza Topping has cooled slightly.
Pizza Topping
- Prepare the pizza topping while the pizza crust is "resting." In large skillet, combine chopped onion, mild Italian sausage, and ground beef and cooked over medium-high heat until meat is thoroughly browned and onion is soft and translucent.
- Add tomato paste, water, brown sugar, and dried herbs. Reduce heat and simmer uncovered for 15-20 minutes. The mixture is done when it is no longer runny.
- Allow topping to cool slightly before spreading it on pizza.
Cheese Blend
- Combine three grated cheeses in a medium bowl.
Assemble Pizza
- Carefully spread the Pizza Topping over the pre-baked Pizza Crust.
- Top evenly with Cheese Blend.
- Return pizza to hot oven and bake until cheese is melted and topping is heated through:• Conventional oven: 475° F for 10-15 minutes• Convection oven: 425° F for 5 minutes
Nutrition
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Poetry Jones says
I’d love to try this great sounding recipe, but ... what is a “half sheet pan”?
Josie says
Oh my gosh! I grew up in Woodburn and I remember looking forward to Pizza days. I've actually been on the hunt to collect all the Lunch Lady recipes and have been printing and saving them. I'm making this for my kids this weekend. Please share more recipes from school lunch.
Thank you, Renée! 🙂
Renée says
Thank, Josie! I hope the kiddos enjoy the pizza!
Nick says
You had it good. Our pizza day involved pre-packaged mini pizzas which I can only describe as "rehydrated glop." Funny thing is, I can recall it to this day: A soft crust with the taste and consistency of mattress foam, a kind of orangey sauce, and a quasi-cheese that got stuck in one's throat. I distinctly remember receiving a slice of actual Tombstone pizza one day and going "What sorcery is this?!" because all I'd ever known was that blasted Pi-R-Squared.
Oddly enough, these days I have a craving for rehydrated glop. 🙂
Renée says
I get ya, Nick. It’s remarkable sometimes; the memories and images that our food memories call up, and the comfort that a simple, familiar meal can bring.
Tyler B says
How about the hot roll recipe? They were about two by two and three inches tall? Pretty sure that was the same dough they used for weiner rolls and bierocks (lots of Eastern Europeans in SE Kansas). I have a US Army recipe for hot rolls somewhere, makes a whole LOT of rolls. We always had good hot lunches, except maybe for the baked chicken legs. Now I want a hotel of chili, stick of cheese and a cinnamon roll - with chocolate milk (in retrospect, that last part makes me gag).
One of my grade school lunch ladies is still kicking (she's in her 90s), but she's tight with the recipes. Still. WHY???
Renée says
Oh, I remember those hot rolls! I'll make a note to look into them. Beirocks weren't a school lunch thing in my part of the world, but I'm so glad you mentioned them: I'd love to a post on them. I can definitely see them being a fond school lunch memory.
Ed says
Hi Renée,
I grew up in CT and went to school in the 50's and 60's. My siblings and classmates still fondly remember the our schools' "Pizza Day" as a favorite. Bottom line ... Old School Cafeteria Pizza is a national treasure spanning our nation coast to coast! Within the last week or so, two of my brothers were reminiscing about school pizza, and I did a bit of web searching and found your site and recipe.
I've not tried it yet, but will soon, probably this weekend. I'll let you know how it goes. I've a couple questions: 1) How much does the 3 1/2 cups of all-purpose flour weigh the way you measure? There's such a great variation between the 120 grams/cup on the bag label and the way home cooks measure. 2) Would you share the link to, or a scanned image of, the crust recipe for the "8 full sheet pans?" I'm interested in the directions for the "commercial sized" batch that a cafeteria worker would have used. My maternal grandmother was a pastry cook in a Connecticut public shool.
Thank you!
Ed
Renée says
Great question. I weigh all my ingredients when I cook, and use a 120 gram cup for all- purpose flour.
As for the 8-sheet crust recipe, it was in a school cafeteria cookbook, and I have no idea where you could access it.
Ed says
Renée,
Thanks for your prompt reply. I'll have to do some checking with local libraries and see if they have some of that type cookbook. I hope to find the time this weekend to try your recipe.
Ed
Brian Garner says
Do you drain the grease after cooking the meat and onions?
Renée says
I usually use very low-fat meat, so I don't; however, if I was using a higher-fat meat, I definitely would.
Thanks fo the question, Brian: I've made a note to go back and detail this point in the instructions.
Kimberly Crystal Wimberley says
I love pizza day I also loved hamburger day does anyone have the recipe for the soybean burger recipe or if you can order them online
Renée ♥ says
I think ours were a bulgur-burger as opposed to a soy burger. Ive been thinking of working on a recipe for them. They have a really pleasant, unique flavor, and extend the ground meat by at least 25%. I'll reply again here if and when I post a recipe.
Tracy says
I went to Chapman Elementary School in Northwest Portland in the 60s. I wasn't a fan of the school pizza, but I'm going to try it again! I have a question. I have been looking for the recipe for the old school weiner wraps. Do you have the recipe? The Pillsbury crescent rolls are not getting it! Lol thank you!
Renée ♥ says
I don't have the weiner wrap recipe, but that's a great idea to pursue! I do know that at my school, the lunch ladies made homemade bread dough for our weiner wraps. If you're not a bread baker, you might want to try using Rhodes rolls.
Arliss Wallace says
Hi Renee, We live in the Oak Grove Oregon area, south of Milwaukie. Our school district is planning on tearing down our current building that used to house the neighborhood elementary school to build it for use as our New Urban High School. There is a plan to have a celebration for previous students prior to the tear down and those “kids” are talking about the square pan pizza they remember so fondly. I tried to contact those I thought may have the old recipe to no avail. Then, I googled and up popped your recipe. I wanted to ask if you’d mind if we share your creation/recipe with those at the event. They would be very appreciative! Thank you!
Renée ♥ says
Thanks so much for asking, Arliss. By all means, please share the recipe! If you could attach a simple credit to the blog, that would be great.
They recently tore down my high school for a full remodel [Madison in NE Portland]. It's sad to see all that history go, but those old buildings really do need a serious update. Best of luck with your celebration!