This Old School Cafeteria Pizza recipe captures the essence of all that was good in the school cafeterias of our youth. (Cafeteria ladies not included.)
This fall marked a real Mama Milestone for me. After 28 years of recording the first day of school with a photo each year, and then sending my girls off to preschool, and kindergarten, and grade school, and middle school, and finally high school – times five! – I faced my baby’s first day of Senior year – and my last “1st Day of School.”
Our youngest on her first day of 1st Grade & first day of her Senior year. Time flies fast, my friends.
All but the youngest have gone off to college now too, but as anyone who has ever done so will tell you, sending a child off to college is an entirely different experience from packing them off to first grade. Anyway, this rite of passage got me reminiscing, and as I got online to update Em’s lunch account, I got to thinking about the cafeteria and the school lunches of my childhood.
I grew up in Northeast Portland and attended the same elementary school from kindergarten through the eighth grade; and in that time, I figure I ate nearly 1500 meals in our basement cafeteria. More than two-thirds were “hot lunches.”
I was one of those kids who got hot lunch almost every day. Both my parents worked outside our home and mom wasn’t the lunch-packing sort, so until I got old enough to where my mom would let me pack my own lunch, I was most often in the hot lunch line.
Most days, the actual food served for hot lunch wasn’t all that awesome, but ever so often, it was great. I mean, truly Good. My favorite was Chili & Maple Bar Day [I’ll get to that here on the blog someday – you’re gonna love it!], and my second favorite was Pizza Day.
In fact, school pizza was my first pizza. You see, back when I started grade school, we didn’t go in for any of that fancy ethnic cooking like Pizza or Lasagna or Tacos at our house. We were a chili-mac, roast beef, chip-beef-on-rice kind of family. (Change comes slowly to Midwestern roots, especially when you replant them.)
Oh sure, by the time I hit my tweens, my mom had finally decided that she’d give the pizza at Amalfi’s a try, and from then on we had it at least once a month. But even though I have had countless amazing, hand-tossed, artisan-created, wood-fired, rustic pizzas since those long-ago days, a slice of old school cafeteria pizza now and again is a comfortable, reassuring memory.
It’s also a super easy, economical way to feed a ton of people!
The Three Essential Elements of School Cafeteria Pizza
To recreate the unique flavor blend that is School Cafeteria Pizza, you basically need three elements: (1) pourable pizza crust; (2) pizza topping sauce; and (3) grated cheese (but not just any cheese!).
1 . The Pourable Crust
The pourable crust is arguably the most critical piece of the puzzle because it gives school pizza its unique texture and bite. Every source I could find for school pizza crust made enough dough for at least eight full-size sheet pans; however, after some tinkering, I was able to adjust the recipe down so that it is just right for a single half-sheet pan.
2. The Pizza Topping Sauce
The second element is the Pizza Topping, which is really just a thickened tomato-based meat sauce. Easy-peasy. (As usual, I offer this recipe as a jumping-off point. If you want to make your topping sauce vegetarian, or add a stew of other ingredients to it, go for it.)
3. The Cheese
Back in the day, school pizza was blanketed in a golden brick of mystery known as Government Cheese. Government cheese was ubiquitous in the cafeteria of my youth, in grilled cheese sandwiches, lasagna, mac-n-cheese, and of course, pizza.
If you have never experienced government cheese in all its glorious goldenness, you don’t know what you are missing. Rumored to have been created from the tears of Midwest dairy farmers, this “pasteurized process American cheese product” wedges in on the dubious side of the cheese wheel, somewhere between Velveeta and Kraft Singles. I don’t have access to government cheese these days; however, I’ve created a blend that comes pretty close and gives this cafeteria pizza recipe its authentic, old school flavor.
PRO TIP: If you want to recreate old school Cheese Pizza, just leave out the meat and double the tomato sauce and spices to create the sauce. It really is as simple as that.
Old School Cafeteria Pizza
Equipment
Ingredients
Pourable Pizza Crust
- 1 package quick rise yeast or 2 teaspoons active dry yeast*
- 3 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
- 1 cup instant dry milk
- 3 tablespoons sugar
- 1 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 2 tablespoons oil
- 2 1/4 cups hot water 110-115° F | 55° C
- 2 tablespoons corn meal
Pizza Topping
- 1 pound ground beef
- 1/2 pound mild Italian sausage
- 1 large onion chopped
- 2 cloves garlic minced
- 1 cup water
- 6-8 ounces tomato paste
- 1 tablespoon brown sugar
- 1 teaspoon dried basil
- 1 teaspoon dried oregano
- 1/2 teaspoon dried marjoram
Cheese Blend
- 4 ounces American cheese grated
- 4 ounces Tillamook medium cheddar cheese grated
- 4 ounces mozzarella cheese grated
Instructions
Pizza Crust
- Preheat oven to 475°F [245°C].
- Line a half-sheet pan with parchment paper. [Half Sheet Pan = approx. 20" x 13.5".] Spray with cooking spray and sprinkle lightly with cornmeal. Tilt the pan back and forth to distribute corn meal evenly. Set aside.
- Combine yeast, flour, dry milk, sugar, and salt in a medium mixing bowl.
- Combine oil and warm water, and then pour into flour mixture and stir thoroughly for about 5 minutes. Mixture will be very sticky.
- Pour mixture from bowl onto prepared pan and spread evenly using a spatula. Set dough in pan aside to rest for 20-30 minutes.
- Pre-bake crust at 475°F for 10 minutes. Remove from oven and set aside until Pizza Topping has cooled slightly.
Pizza Topping
- Prepare the pizza topping while the pizza crust is "resting." In large skillet, combine chopped onion, mild Italian sausage, and ground beef and cooked over medium-high heat until meat is thoroughly browned and onion is soft and translucent.
- Add tomato paste, water, brown sugar, and dried herbs. Reduce heat and simmer uncovered for 15-20 minutes. The mixture is done when it is no longer runny.
- Allow topping to cool slightly before spreading it on pizza.
Cheese Blend
- Combine three grated cheeses in a medium bowl.
Assemble Pizza
- Carefully spread the Pizza Topping over the pre-baked Pizza Crust.
- Top evenly with Cheese Blend.
- Return pizza to hot oven and bake an additional 15-20 minutes.
Notes
Nutrition
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I totally remember school pizza! I loved pizza day too. This is a fantastic recipe to grab on to some of that comforting nostalgia!
I used to love school pizza! What a tasty idea!
Oh my gosh, I MISS this! Can’t wait to try and I know my kids will be all over it.
Loved pizza day at school!!! This brings back some memories!
What an amazing treat!! I am surely going to try it!
Friday was always pizza day at my school. Even the hard core brown baggers would buy lunch on pizza day. It was everyones favorite cafeteria lunch. Then again, we didn’t have a chili and maple bar day…
I love a retro inspired recipe! And who doesn’t love pizza! This looks great Renee!
Ah, that must be such a strange feeling to send off your last “first day” of school! But I’m sure you’re beyond proud too. 🙂 This post and the pizza brings all the nostalgia. I loved the cafeteria pizza, but this one looks and sounds way better than the one I ever had haha.
Sure my husband would love these…
I love this old school recipe, it really does remind me of my childhood. If only I could still eat gluten 🙂
Have you ever tried long-rise sourdough bread? I make sourdough bread that has a 14-hour rise for a friend with Celiac. She can successfully eat it in moderation, because apparently the natural yeast consumes the gluten during that super-long rise before it bakes. You can read more about it and the science behind it here: https://thegoodheartedwoman.com/easy-sourdough-bread/. You could easily make pizza crust (like for *real* pizza) with it. Just an idea.
Thanks for the trip down memory lane with Cafeteria Pizza! It is nostalgic for sure! I’m telling my age when I say I remember school lunch was .25 cents and milk was a nickel. Thanks for sharing!
Right there with you, Sheila. 😊
I remember pizza in school and it was such a treat. I always looked forward to Friday lunch for a special treat. Even though I enjoyed it as a kid, I’m not sure I’d want to go back to eating it again…that cheese left me scarred 🙂
😆 That cheese was an interesting science project, wasn’t it?
We were reminiscing the other day about pizza we used to eat at school back in the 70’s. I had to look for the recipes and found this one. Well we loved the pizza from back when, we definitely loved this recipe. The crust ( easy to make) had a touch of sweetness which added to the flavor overall. Mine came out a little more meatier than your picture, plus we added mushrooms. Thank you for the recipe.
Thank you so much for your feedback. I’m so glad the recipe worked for you!
Hi and thank you for sharing this. I just wanted to let you know that I shared this recipe of yours on my blog.